How To Count Your Assets - Lesson # Sideways 8

So, ladies, say you've been blessed with stunning woman-peaks and you need to figure them into your assets list now that puberty has finished its work. What equation do you use? Do they count as one, two, or three assets? Do you count cleavage separately? It can get confusing, but worry no more! Thanks to recent developments (courtesy of amateur expert gazongologist C.Eteranna), it's now actually quite simple to figure out your new Utilitarian Value Tally. Decent chest-mounted gender-turrets can yield up to four points of assets using the following equation: Two^X, wherein X=proper showcasing + cleavage (typically for a total of 2).

Thanks, Science!