Won "Best of Set" for DJ Snaktime's "Altered States" mix.
For dancing.
Straight up funky.
It means doubly because there is normally the concern that, being lanky-esque, it all just looks like absurd flailings and because DJ Snaktime was a hot little hipsterish chick in a bright green corset-dress thing, cute as a button.
Boyfriend looked like a weenie though.
His dancing, when he did, was lame. He barely danced during her set.
Punk.
Delicate, clingy little hipster boy.
Could take him.

He was like a mountain.
Not in size.
But you know cliche about climbing it because it's there?
Wanted to lay him out with a single right hook.
Just because I'm pretty sure I could. Not angry, not out of jealousy, just because. It was an entirely a neutral, natural urge.
And how often, honestly, do you see someone you know would just go down and stay there with just one blow?
Far too few.

I mean, I didn't.
But still.