The Latest in Oral Implantation Technology

We are Cyborg and we go beyond mere mortal tooth bling.
We got electric smiles and hearts of chrome, brothers and sisters.

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I mean, it's totally sweet for when that bald dude from the office passes right beneath you at the Mall, but you've got, like, total drymouth from your "Smoke Break" while working at the Pretzel Shack in the Food Court.