Most Soothing

Arbitrary, random, immersive nonsense like staring at a photo montage of mustaches throughout the ages played to a soulful 70's soundtrack

Children's Books that I've never read before

Love of a good woman

Love of a good woman who can't help being bad

Success

Money

Power

Full-Attention-Requiring Games

Milk

Meat

Getting lost on purpose

Imagining riding unusual animals or eating them or punching buffalo

Coffee Excesses (except when it drives me to an intense but productive and satisfying rage)

Driving

Sleep

Plotting and/or Scheming

Turkey

Crushing those that oppose me

Sad but hopeful funk/soul and misc other music

Views of complex machinery

Ruins